manboobmaiden:

who decided being gay wasn’t manly? gay sex is technically twice as manly, you are literally doubling the amount of men in it

• Status:Rain! :)
• Older person on Facebook:Us too, so badly needed as well. Tell your mom I said hi. How is the family? Tell everyone hi from us. We miss you all so much. Wish we could be there. You're a beautiful young woman.

son-of-the-liberty:

(Source: peterpansflight)

death-by-lulz:

those-wordless-moments:

How did these two even win the hunger games?

(Source: stay-together-always)

maniclaughter:

illhavenumberthinplease:

yoga-body:

00eyecandy:

UGH WHY CAN’T GUYS EVER LOOK AT ME LIKE THIS

Because just like Rapunzel, you aren’t looking at them when they do.

^you my friend have just opened my eyes

 #dear everyone who thinks no one notices them

(Source: youbelieveyoureceive)

(Source: michelleev)

thefuuuucomics:

White People Almost Kissing, a book by Nicholas Sparks

(Source: kayydawn)

(Source: b1llionaire)

poopflow:

roughrimjob:

meladoodle:

she got a pussy like the grand canyon

dry and sandy

possibly filled with dead bodies 

pizza:

thedoctors-steampowered-hunter:

deathnoteforcutie:

We’ve done it, we’ve reached the pinnacle of human evolution

Make tumblr user Pizza find the thing. 

holy shit

(Source: potahoes)

pizza:

bugkiss:

david karp sold tumblr to yahoo for a large sum of money so he could then spend that money on getting every copy of this picture deleted from the internet forever

IM SCREAMING

awesomephilia:

The officer thought he had an arrest but it didn’t pan out

whores:

jocknoir:

stormcloaca:

lokiarrty:

suckmypoppunk:

unshaped:

wasn’t expecting this

but arent you glad it hapened

its ears ITS EARS ITS EARS ITS EARS

floomph

oh my god

oh my god

(Source: caturday)